But, the boys had also expressed a wish that the next
street, Bow Street was one they really wanted to do as its proximity to Covent
Garden dangled the carrot of enticement of some superb pubs, so to do this
square single-handed would be as welcome as the proverbial fart in a crash
helmet (or something like that).
So what was a lonely boy to do? And then it hit me,
inspiration of the highest order, I’d use this week to re-tread some steps and
re-visit a couple of places I needed to go back to. First on the list was the
Masons Arms which I’d previously covered in Electric Company. As regular
readers will know I’d sent an email off to Fuller’s about my visit and to cut a
long story short it had culminated in a very nice phone call from the Masons
manager, Matt, and a £20 voucher to come and visit again. So I did!
Firstly I took Matt’s advice that he’d given on the phone
and to take the over-ground train from Victoria to Battersea Park rather than
do what I did last time and walk the ½ mile or so along the Thames from
Vauxhall to Battersea. He did say the pub was directly outside the train
station and he couldn’t have been more right as a quick jog across the road and
I was back in the Masons again.
I slipped in not quite knowing whether I’d get a welcome or
not only to be greeted by a friendly, bearded and handsome face. Would it be
possible to nip to the look before I order I asked, “yeah, no probs” came the
reply in a strikingly familiar antipodean accent. This must be Matt, I though
as I had a wee to the soundtrack of one of Billy Connolly’s concerts (it’s
true, go there and visit the loos, it’s true I tell you!) Re-emerging to the
bar I asked the friendly face if he was indeed Matt? No, he wasn’t, he was Sam
and Matt was out on business but Sam knew who I was! “Oh yeah, Matt said you
might be in, how’s the Monopoly Tour going?” he asked. This was like being
famous but without the paparazzi and the constant fear of violence, but almost just
as thrilling.
I ordered a steak (no chips – paleo is still king at the
moment) and a pint of Fuller’s Wild River. Now I’d had this beer before in the
Doric Arch and had only scored it a 3 on untappd, but Sam not only served it
splendidly but he also filled me in the history of how Fuller’s came to brew an
American IPA. It was perfect. I had no choice. I had to score it a 5, my first
ever.
The steak was similarly splendid and the service was as
brilliant as it had been the first time round. I suppose I better get the scan
whilst I’m here I asked Sam as he brought the steak over. “Yeppers (he didn’t
really say yeppers, but in my mind he did) certificate is over by the door.”
And there it was. Scan in the bag and nothing more for me to do than to quickly
swill down a pint of London Pride (top notch condition) profusely thank Sam and
nip across the road again for the next train back to Victoria.
As I took a photo of the power station from the train
(someone was flying an angry birds pig balloon in front of it) I was just left
wondering whether the pub was actually worth complaining about first time round
or am I just a miserable git who’s never happy?
Can you see the green pig floating in front of the power station?
But that feeling didn’t last for long, especially on the
tube to Kings Cross as I had that lovely feeling of being just that little bit
squiffy whilst all around me were still hustling home from work. Quick as a
flash I was back in front of Platform 9 ¾ (yes, still just adults taking the
photos) and up the stairs to Fuller’s newly opened Parcel Yard. Again regular
reader will remember I visited this pub during the Pentonville Road visit but
the Cask Marque certificate wasn’t available.
First thing that struck me was that the pub was extremely
busy but also it was hosting the Cask Report 2012, the annual report into how
Cask Beer is faring in the wider world of the drinks markets. Unfortunately
although I could peer into the private room where they were holding the report
I couldn’t see anyone famous in the world of beer, although a lady with a name
badge did hold the door to the toilets open for me…………….
Service was still lightening quick at the bar and one lovely
pint of Fuller’s Autumn Ale, Red Fox later I had the scan in the bag
(certificate at the end of the bar) and could scurry my way back to Paddington.
There was one more story to tell; as I was on the Circle
Line a chap got on at Euston Square and was taking photos of himself with his
mobile phone. Thinking he was a tourist trying to capture a picture of “here’s
me on the underground”. I tapped him on the shoulder to ask if he’d like me to
take his picture. He was more than happy to pose but then turned the camera
around and took a photo of both me and him. He then took various shots around
the carriage, especially of sleeping people.
Turns out he was a Brazilian artist called Helio Teles (you
can find his website here) and I introduced myself in return only for another
chap in the carriage to comment “ho ho, I wish I was rich too” and before you
knew it there were about 6 of us exchanging smiles and comments. “Shhhh
everyone” I said, “don’t you know you’re not allowed to speak on the Tube!”
It was a fitting end to possibly the friendliest night out
on the Monopoly Tour – I must leave the boys behind more often!